A few predictions from

(Special thanks to comedy legends Steve Allen and Johnny Carson!)

• What do you get if you put Ringo Starr in a blender?

• Name two things that can't get a hit.

• What is good advice for a
  human cannonball?

• What do you call Santa's elf?

• Describe the sound when a sheep
  loses its lunch.

• Name two things that end with a
  jerk on your leg!

• What is the nickname of the world's oldest
  living kamikazi pilot?

• What was invented in a
  one-room schoolhouse by
  a kid with a pocket knife?

• Describe the sound of a
  chicken in a mine field.

• How do you sit when you want to
  channel dead people?

• How many air sickness bags
  do you need when traveling?

• What does Clark Kent wear to
  keep the sun out of his eyes?

• What was the title of Hitler's book
  about his divorce?

Viagra, Levitra,
and Cialis

• Name the Pointer Sisters.

• What do you call
  an Italian astronaut?

Forrest Gump,
Ed Wood,
and Pulp Fiction

• Name three Oscar-winning
  movies about trees.